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Movie critic Bryan Raiser takes a look at The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is now available on DVD.

When watching The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, it’s hard not to think the only reason it even exists is to annoy the heck out of any and all fans of the book. But of course, that’s crazy talk as everyone knows it’s for the fat stacks. Watching über fans knot their knickers is just the cherry on the cake.

So this, the second movie made from Tolkien’s smallest, most simple tale does continue where the first one left off. Bilbo Baggins and the dwarves are off to see the wonderful dragon named Smaug.

Much like the first film in the trilogy, this one takes a couple of pages of the book and turns it into a three-hour epic by adding lots and lots of orc fights. Blood, gore and action are great time killers and easily eat up a lot of buffer time.

If that wasn’t enough, they also decided to give lots of screen time to Legolas. “But he wasn’t in this book,” I hear a bunch of nerds lament. True, neither was he in a love triangle with another elf and a dwarf, but suck it up, Poindexter, this movie isn’t for you — it’s only for that indiscriminate family fantasy movie cash.

Thankfully, Smaug looks pretty cool, and once you accept the fact that it’s not an adaptation of the book, it’s just a prequel to the LOR movies; it’s fine, mindless entertainment.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is now available on DVD and therefore everywhere online… good luck with that.

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