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Ƶappopinion: Shop local, avoid the ugly cry

A pricey online purchase, international shipping fees, and costly alterations couldn’t save this mother-of-the-groom from fashion disappointment. But a spontaneous visit to a local shop changed everything.
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The new dress (left), bought in Squamish, and the dress Jennifer Thuncher feels like a sausage wrapped in 1990s potpourri.

I think the ƵappChamber of Commerce and the Downtown ƵappBIA should change their slogans to “Shop local to avoid the ugly cry.”

Storytime.

The wedding for the first of our four boys to get married is in less than two weeks, and I won’t be wearing the dress I bought for it.

Let me explain.

Almost everything I own to wear day-to-day, head to toe, is purchased in Ƶappat either Random, StyleZone or Mark’s with a little Walmart thrown in for the socks and whatnot.

But, this is my son’s wedding we are talking about, so as soon as we learned the date of the nuptials, I started looking online at gowns.

I wanted a dress from a hoity-toity brand that a styling mom of the groom would wear, I thought.

I don’t have a hoity-toity budget, however, so I turned to eBay and Poshmark.

Very long story of endless scrolling short, I found an off-the-shoulder floral gown that, in my mind’s eye, I could see a classy, “good” mom of the groom wearing. It was on the top end of my budget, but heck, this is a big occasion.

I checked in with the bride, who approved the chosen dress from the photo. It was a go.

“Are you sure you want to buy online and not try something on first, closer to home?” my husband asked.

Pfffff. No!

Many weeks and a ton of cash dropped for shipping fees, duties, taxes and a currency conversion I hadn’t considered later, and the dress was in my hot little hands.

The off-the-shoulder aspect didn’t fit quite right, so I dropped some more cash on an amazing local seamstress who fixed it up good.

I put the dress away, satisfied I would be the best me I could be at the wedding and in the pictures that would last for generations.

Then, a couple of weeks ago, I pulled out said dress, shoes, and girdle (now called shapewear, apparently) and put the whole outfit on for a test run.

Cue the ugly cry.

I hated it. I looked like a sausage wrapped in 1990s potpourri.

Turns out, I am not six feet tall and 20 years old with 34-24-34 measurements, like the model wearing the dress in the picture on eBay.

But I had spent. So. Much. Money.

I faked a smile and came downstairs to show my husband, who said a version of “What is wrong? Why do you have that face?”

Thinking of the money and that he had told me not to buy it online, I determined to stick with the dress like a bad boyfriend in high school.

Fast forward to last week when I was in Random to pick up something for a friend, and there was a stunning pink spaghetti strap dress ($29). 

I tried it on and loved it. I sent a picture to the bride, who approved.

There were shoes and a shawl to match there too.

For less than $100, I had replaced my entire outfit (minus the girdle) and was smiling the rest of the day.

Moral of the story?

Shop local, avoid the ugly cry.